wrongjohnsilver:

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

People stay together because they know how to stay together.

(Source: s-gellar)

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deathbycas:

dingle-dangle:

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father

"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"

"Dad, you don’t mean-"

"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*

"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".

181,456 notes

cutiekenway:

will you stand against it?

cutiekenway:

will you stand against it? 

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chiaki-nanamayor:

dude, why are you wearing a table.

chiaki-nanamayor:

dude, why are you wearing a table.

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thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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245,679 notes

Well, I want a puppy, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to get one.

(Source: renegons)

2,823 notes

e-n-g-a:

Three things you need to know: babe, cutiepie, butt prince

inspired by [x]

435 notes

viajeremy:

30aught6:

victran:

this fucked me up….

Not going to lie, this hurt.

…..

Biggest crocodile tears

(Source: aiklahori)

330,466 notes

1sweetcatastrophe:

Great outfit for a casual daytime date with an SD/POT

1sweetcatastrophe:

Great outfit for a casual daytime date with an SD/POT

(Source: death-by-elocution)

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